Definitions by April 33

May 4 

National fuck Sebastian day

(To your friend Sebastian) : Yo guess what

(Friend): What
You: imma fuck you in your ass today, cuz today is May 4

May 4 by April 33 April 28, 2019

april 33 

National fuck mum birb (emoo) day
Also known as May 3

Hey guess what.

What.
Today is April 33.
Get on yo knees bitch

april 33 by April 33 April 23, 2019