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Cougacorn

Half-cougar/half-unicorn hybrid.

A recently divorced woman, typically over the age of 40, that had been involved in the swinging lifestyle with her spouse.

Instead of exclusively targeting cubs, this voracious creature hunts married couples as well.

Wow! Since her divorce, Alicia has been quite the Cougacorn. She's banged half the couples we know!

by Applesauce! September 28, 2011