Definitions by Apirella of the Kind

Porch-Screaming 

The act of showing up and screaming at your soon to be cowardly ex-boyfriend's house after learning he was cheating on you via photos from shared friends on Facebook.

April went to Tony's house knocked on the door upon learning he was a dirty dog cheater via Facebook. Tony didn't answer the door, yet she saw him moving around in the house. Because he's a lying, cheating, coward, April began Porch-Screaming his relationship atrocities until he came out of the house.

Porch-Screaming by Apirella of the Kind March 17, 2011

Pumpany 

Time spent between two people for sexual gratification purposes.

Sorry about the change of plans, but I can't come out tonight as I'm having Pumpany.

Joe doesn't realize it, but Carrie only considers Joe pumpany, and not a boyfriend.

Pumpany by Apirella of the Kind March 1, 2011

Bacon Strip 

The poop streak left on floor when your cat drags ass across it after leaving the litter box.

Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.

Bacon Strip by Apirella of the Kind October 17, 2010