Definitions by Aperture Labs

stansberry 

(verb) To act with douche bag qualities. (noun) A douche bag.

The principle of Mt. Olive High School is a stansberry and has very stansberry-like qualities. He is a douche bag.

stansberry by Aperture Labs December 14, 2008

tessmer 

one who lives in complete failure

omg, you just got killed my a level 4 mudkip. what a tessmer.

tessmer by Aperture Labs January 6, 2008