Definitions by Anus de la Ray

Egyptian Brushfire

Igniting the pubic hairs of a female and subsequently putting out the blaze with urine, preferably one's own. Can be performed during sex or while girl is sleeping.

After the man perpetrated the egyptian brushfire, his loving wife chopped off his penis, deep fried it and served it at her bridge club as an eggroll.

Egyptian Brushfire by Anus de la Ray November 18, 2003

Gorino 

Using a penis to stop a woman's urinal flow.

I'm lucky I have a choad, or else I wouldn't have been able to do a Gorino on my wife.

Gorino by Anus de la Ray November 18, 2003