"Chapped" is what happenes to your lips on a cold day. When your lips get dry and brittle, they are chapped.
by Antoine January 05, 2005
by Antoine July 27, 2005
The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).
by Antoine December 14, 2004
by Antoine October 17, 2003
Only the 1337est piece of software on the webernet. Simplifies web searching by like 40 to 70 times.
by Antoine September 17, 2004
by Antoine January 05, 2005
Man, I'm not trying to sleep with her without a condom. I'll just hit her off for the derby and then split.
by Antoine December 13, 2004