Anthropology Sux!'s definitions

Butt Hurt

An overly emotional response to a perceived insult

Mark T. needed some Butt Hurt brand ointment when we took an extra 5-10 minutes to play For Honor.

by Anthropology Sux! May 15, 2017

The Funky Buddha

What you would call that diggidy dank herb that makes lightweights choke from the smell alone and causes any type of pain to feel like an orgasm.

" Yo boi i got the funky buddha from willy and... well... Janet can't talk no more... and i stubbed my toe and my balls emptied into my boxers...."

by Anthropology Sux! March 3, 2011

An Abortion

A noun used by people who are disgusted by abortions (or not) to call someone in a derogatory manner no matter how much sense it makes.

...and then those abortions, the Red Coats, burned Washington on August 24, 1814.

Whoopi Goldberg is an abortion.

by Anthropology Sux! November 22, 2011