
Along the way he lovingly mocks rednecks, harangues Dick Clark, and makes a complete pillick of Charlton Heston, who as spokesman for the NRA ("out of my cold dead hands!" he keeps saying as he opens their meetings) resembles no one more than that other famous actor/puppet/statesman, Ronald Reagan
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When he spent his load deep in her craterlike vault she said "when you pull out don't drag your dick on my thigh and get cock snot all over me!"
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