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Definitions by Anonymous

Dungeons and Dragons - A bothersome character which annoys the real tanks, such as fighters and barbarians, and serves no real purpose, other than to look stupid and get smashed into the earth by a golem.

Bards are only good as diversions or dragon chow. They are almost always elves or half-elves which is not too surprising due to the fact that 99% of the players of D&D are elves or half-elves.
Fighter/Barbarian: "I saw a half-elf Bard once try to use Charm Monster on a Dragon. He's fertilizer now... I then slew the dragon in less than three rounds."
Bard by Anonymous October 27, 2003

chubbawack 

An mischevious act where one "wacks" his genitals on another mans forehead creating a mushroom shaped irritation.
We all got drunk and chubbawacked our passed out friend
chubbawack by Anonymous October 27, 2003
on ur own
i will get u when ur on ur j's
j's by Anonymous October 27, 2003
yipp by Anonymous October 27, 2003

conversationalist 

a person hu is good at or is fond of conversing
gareth is not a very good conversationalist

Comment submitted with Request to Delete: "Your definition for conversationalist was weak. It was not helpful in any aspect except maybe to a child. Do some research and come up with a better definition than that!"
conversationalist by Anonymous October 27, 2003

first of the month 

The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).
It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!
first of the month by Anonymous October 27, 2003
Look at that prick with Baseball cap im gunna fuck that wezo bastard up
wezo by Anonymous October 27, 2003