Subway Asshole

The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.

Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

clamydia

What you could get if you're not careful when you play around with bustdowns!

Shenequa gave Daiquon clamydia, so now he goes with LaWiesha

by Anonymous April 03, 2003

HAIMON

son of Kreon, kills himself over lost cuz/bride/lover, who was executed by Haimons father

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

nappy

Nasty, rank, rancid, dirrty, stank, gross, wrong

Those are some nappy feet!

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002

pyronus

An internet personality only adequately described as "the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex." Often is involved in a love triagle of mechanical sorts.

pyronus makes spooge unsatisfying.

by Anonymous November 01, 2003

Pyramid Head

Something that rapes anything it sees.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003