pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002

pyronus

An internet personality only adequately described as "the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex." Often is involved in a love triagle of mechanical sorts.

pyronus makes spooge unsatisfying.

by Anonymous November 01, 2003

Pyramid Head

Something that rapes anything it sees.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

oompalumpa

Short wobbaly fat ass.

Your mama

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

pinch

Grabbing chewing tabacco with your thumb and index finger and putting it in your mouth.

always there in a pinch

by Anonymous May 01, 2003

NRJP

Rulers of all things and beings. Forever!

I bow to the NRJP.

by Anonymous May 01, 2003

xen

One who defeats everyone in both Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Aliens Versus Predator 2. Derived from a player's name, said to be the best in the world.

The "xen" killed every member of the opposing team with one panzerfaust shot.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003