The Lynch

Drinking more alchohol than your body can handle then having a nervous breakdown, huddling in the corner in the fetal postion and telling your life story in between sobing bouts and suicidal outbursts.

You know hes gonna pull a lynch when he sits on your basement stairs and threatens to walk out into incoming traffic

by Anonymous April 08, 2003

Wood

Synonym for weed

I just bought some wood to smoke.

by Anonymous October 04, 2003

pancake

A large amount a cum spread out like a pancake.

At the party last night, I walked in on John and there was this crazy pancake on Debbie's chest.

by Anonymous October 04, 2003

sokoloffin

verb: what you do when you are watching someone else add a word to urbandictionary.com

Quit sokoloffin, Sokoloff!

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

Windows

Air condtioning is like computers, as soon as you open windows it stops working.

"ERROR
Windows has preformed the 326 illegal operation today and will have to restar for the 327th time for no apprent reason"

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

putamen

The oscillatory motion of the testes of the passive male when he is receiving an anal penetration. Can be used as a unit of measurement in homosexual activity, 1 unit of putamen is standardised to 1 full swing of the testes per second

Beast! thats gotta be at least 5 putamen!

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

ghonorrea

A venereal disease contracted by having unprotected sex with someone who isn't good at spelling.

by Anonymous June 09, 2003