Anonymous 's definitions

subtarded

A term describing a person or endeavor that is of a lower standard than even the conventional definition of retarded.

Also:
Thornspawn
Black Witchery
football

I cannot believe that Osmose signed such subtarded bands.

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

web site

Places that overweight 40 year old virgins and pimply teens spend all day visiting

A fat boy whacked off over the porn website

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Quief

When a fart comes out of a womens vagina!

This site is so funny it made Brooke Quief

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

oknark

founder of torchthebridge, king of alcohol, and all around nice guy. Excels at SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS.

Hey look, it's Oknark!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

schlep rock

A schlep rock is someone who is posing as a person of power, but in reality has none. Often occurs with younger, naive smart-ass types.

"That John kid is such a dick. He thinks he's the shit, but he's just a fuckin' schlep rock."

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

celery cheesecake sticks

used to describe abnormally large sagging testicles

" look at that guy! his celery cheesecake sticks are hangin out of his shorts! "

by Anonymous January 10, 2003

Belgian Dip

a teabag while the man (or whoever is putting their balls in the other persons mouth)pees in a glass

by Anonymous February 9, 2003