Definitions by Anonymous

world peace 

Impossible.

world peace by Anonymous July 9, 2003

human

God's first, only, and greatest mistake, assuming that there is a God.

human by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Linux Inside 

To close a labtop on a penguin.

Linux Inside by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Jeeves

The name given to somebody who is destined to be a butler.

"My name is Jeeves, and I want to be a car mechanic."
"Sorry bub, you're not fit to be one. However, you are more than qualified to be a butler."

Jeeves by Anonymous July 9, 2003

hoopty 

cheap, beat up car - originated with a dude named hoopty in dc who ran a used car lot. lots of young dudes there got their first car (cheap and beat up) from hoopty

hoopty by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Iraqchronism 

A statement which is obviously untrue - preferrably made in an attempt to deceive those with superior intelligence

'read my lips, no new taxes' - that's an Iraqchronism

Iraqchronism by Anonymous July 9, 2003

dude 

a guy who cares what he looks like

tim vallely

dude by Anonymous July 9, 2003