bootie do

A saying for when your stomach sticks out further than your behind. A disproportionaly large abdomen.

Ohh. Have you seen Awilda lately? She gained a lot of weight. Now she a bootie do!

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 06, 2003

Haku Machente

Means, "The Scorpion King has a tiny ding-a-ling!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

desqzel

a close friend or family member who is also an attorney. complex encapsulation of abbreviated version of formal 'esquire'. likely to be perforated by russian mafia.

hold your horses, my desqzel is on the way and we'll get it all straightened out.

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

sweets

sweets makes me happy,and i am happy

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

abercombie and fitch

A clothing line that is mostly worn by preppies, cheerleaders, and anyone else who's not punk.

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

HST

Horse Shit Tax

"Damn the 15% HST!"
"Yeah, that horse shit tax really kills sales"

by Anonymous July 16, 2003