Missouri

The Show-Me State. The northern half of the state tends to be flat and fits in culturally with the Midwest. Northern Missourians say "Miz-zur-ree". The southern half of the state is defined by the Ozark Mountains and tends to identify with the South, rather than the Midwest. Southern Missourians say "Mizz-zur-rah" keeping in tradition with the original French pronunciation of the Indian word that was used as the basis for the state's name. Southern Missourians in the Ozarks tend to speak iwith an accent similiar to Tennessee.

Home to President Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney, and famed Generals John "Black Jack" Pershing and Omar Bradley.

Abe: "I can run faster than that black bear coming towards us."

Paul: "Oh yeah? I'm from Missouri - show me."

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

Razer

:A skilled,intelligent person:a master of ability and determination

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Hav0rs

His name is Lee
and gay but he likes women who have bouncers for husbands

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

HSN

A network that allows one to shop from their home. Very useful if you want to shop on a network and you're at home.

My significant other is at work making money for me to spend while I sit on my lazy ass buying things from the Home Shopping Network instead of getting a job.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Beyonce

the best lookin' girl with the biggest ass

her ass is so big when she sat down she was 3 feet taller

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

Nerd

George McFly in Back to the Future before Marty went back in time an altered history to make Biff George McFly's bitch.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Fucksucker

One who is in the practice of sucking fucks.

Gayberto, go suck a fuck, you fucksucker.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003