penis

Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
see dick

I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}

by anonymous March 26, 2004

kraft

a gay mother fucker

dude, JT is being such a Kraft

by Anonymous January 18, 2003

pics. now.

a bastardization of the phrase "please provide photographic evidence posthaste, comrade"

>>i se><0rzed my sister!
>>>pics. now.

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

fuck a duck

phrase used in a song to the tune of row, row, row ur boat

fuck, fuck, fuck, a duck
screw a kangaroo
eat a grape, rape an ape,
orgy at the zoo

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

pak0

Lame ass RO site governed by nazi moderators that think the word "crap" is inappropriate.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

sammy sosa

Someone that has used so many illegal steroids, and growth hormone his jaw line is now fucked up.

Dude get that needle out of your ass. You are being a Sammy Sosa

by Anonymous October 08, 2003