suicide

A simple and efficient way of dealing with all of life's problems.

Just commit suicide, and you'll never be unhappy again.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

kag

to skull fuck a man you just killed preferably in the eye socket

i just kagged the bitch stabbed

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

yambag

scrotum; nutsack; fleshy, often hairy, pouch containing the testes. Popularized by comedian Andrew "Dice" Clay on the Opey and Anthony show.

After delivering a devastating donkey-punch, I proceeded to pull out my mule and paint a lovely map o' Hawaii on her back in a flattering shade of banana-juice. I then treated her to a Roman War Helmet a.k.a the Gonzo, in where I draped my yambag over her eye-sockets and mule over her nose.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Ass Grass Sandwich

When someone slices the hairs surrounding the anus and inserts them between 2 pieces of bread.

Often carried out by a male forcing a female to "eat his ass grass sandwich"

"Eat my ass grass sandwich bitch!"

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

assmeg

lowest form of human intelligence

Mephisto thinks he's the shiz-nit, but he's nothing but an assmeg.

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

austarentatious

To act in a hostile way towards someone else.Frightening,ready to destroy. Adjective.

austarentation
Hate: Becoming hostile towards any living organism.Noun.

austarentating
Becoming hostile.Not yourself. Verb.

The austarentatious man suddenly became very angry with his beautiful wife and daughter because they had cooked lemon chicken instead of then man's favorite food;lamb chops.

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

merkenaarie

1. Person who likes to complain a lot
2. proverbial: "has no friends"
see also wordmurkenary/word

1. "Forgive me for being a merkenaarie about it, but I slept really bad last night"
2. "I haven't talked to any real person in seven days... I'm a total merkenaarie"

by Anonymous April 06, 2003