genius cookie

An endearing term used to describe a female.
The nicest, coolest, most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. A genius cookie commonly combines brains and heart with beauty for a killer combination. The term is only to be used to describe the best of the best, the cream of the crop. Genius cookies are often paired with stinkers.
by Anonymous January 22, 2004
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laird

1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman
1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!
by Anonymous May 23, 2004
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If he's in your heart, then he'll be a part of you. If you have a heart, then Gumby's the pal for you.
What do they mean by "If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you"?
by anonymous April 21, 2021
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paedophile

An often misused word to refer to both Child-Lovers, and Child-Abusers alike.

In its original meaning, it simply meant to be attracted to children (paedo).

However, this term has been blatantly abused, and now blankets both those who like to make the world a better place for kids, and those who only seek their own desires, at the harm of kids.

The former should not be blamed for what the later should be caught and severely punished for.
A: "Paedophiles are Sick Scum and should die"

B: "But then, who would teach the children's classes, help those unruly, and run children's charities?"

A: "Those who HATE children! Like me"
by anonymous December 12, 2003
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pyed

1. To have been annoyed by a dumb bastard.

2. When semen is forced out of a mans asshole by way of passing gas on to a piece of furniture.
1. Yeah, that guy was over at B's desk and pyed him about EQ for over an hour.

2. I took it in the ass for six hours and then pyed old boy's sofa.
by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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pyro flatuence

a dose of gunpowder and colourant mixture which is placed on top of the butthole and combusts with a rapid expulsion of methane from sed butthole (otherwise known as a 'fart' or 'guff') to produce a pyrotechnical display, similar to the firework displays introduced to the world by the chinese.
dave's left and right buttcheeks were severely disfugured after a pyro flatuence show that went horrendously wrong, now u can see the face of har mar super star between the crack.
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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Cheetah

One who is constantly found wasted at the bar. Also one who preys on the weak. See also Finder of lost souls.
There was this really wasted girl falling off of the bar stool last night, oh that was just cheetah.
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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