schlep rock

A schlep rock is someone who is posing as a person of power, but in reality has none. Often occurs with younger, naive smart-ass types.

"That John kid is such a dick. He thinks he's the shit, but he's just a fuckin' schlep rock."

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

sweet as

Everything is cool or excellent, usally everything is not.....

My woman left me for my best friend, and I am like sweet as.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

ChairMan

phrase used to describe a cronic masterbater

by Anonymous April 07, 2003

shitty pants

you are stuck to your seat in those shitty pants.

by Anonymous September 04, 2003

posh and becks

Rather annoying

by Anonymous October 04, 2003

SvenDiagram

Of upmost eliteness. Without comparison, above the rest.

See: Savage, Beast, Awesome

I can't believe he did that, he's a total SvenDiagram.

by Anonymous February 03, 2003

chub rock

erection, hard-on, stiffy, boner

I gotta big freakin chub rock right now!!!!

by anonymous April 05, 2004