woc

Term for cow's milk invented in the '60s in an Illinois middle school as an experiment in linguistic divergence.
I like woc and cookies.
Did you hear about happened to Ken? Somebody told a joke and he shot woc out his nose!
by Anonymous October 14, 2004
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laird

1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman
1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!
by Anonymous May 23, 2004
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LiveJournal

A place to bitch, moan, and whine about your miserable existence and/or go around harassing and slandering other people where the entire free world can read it. Cause' telling someone how you feel, to their face, is too hard for most people these days. On the Internet, everyone has the courage to cross lines they would normally not even get close to in the real world.
Person 1: OH LOOK! Jane is slandering me in her LiveJournal again. And the entry is public.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: We had a disagreement.
Person 2: Yeah. Looks like it. I guess she's just too much of a pussy to deal with you in person.
Person 1: Yup.
by anonymous September 25, 2005
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fan clubs

A chat board on Neopets. Shortened to FC.
Go back to the FC, you m00fin loving pansy!
by Anonymous May 08, 2005
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sigfried and roy

Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?
by Anonymous January 31, 2003
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shortyz

anybody that loves da cock
shortyz: half mexican, half canadian, one hundred percent lover of da cock
by Anonymous May 23, 2003
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