Anonymous's definitions

off muff

a foulness of the crotch. an 'off' day. in need of a shower. a smelly vag.

see also : stank stick

i went to go down on her, but she had off muff. ew.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

skip-unit

Niggas love chicken tenders!!!

Excuse me sir I believe I was here...SKIP-UNIT!!!!....ohhhhhhhh :-(

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

stank stick

a foul smelling groin area. in need of a shower. a smelly penis.

see also: off muff

i was going to give him head, but he had stank stick so i retreated.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

netwhore

a person who takes advantage of the internet for uses of sex. someone who has a massive n00dz collection either to send, or received. someone who participates in sexual acts with multiple people met online without any relationship ever to be formed. can be either male or female.

i had to break up with him, he was a netwhore. cheated on me like 6 times!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

hugecock assinvader

1. One with a huge cock who enjoys anal sex with men.
2. A fictional baseball player specializing in hitting the high and inside pitch for opposite field homeruns.

Now batting for the New York Mets Number 6969, HUGE COCK ASSINVADER!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

>:(

an emoticon to display bitterness. a font form of "hmph". anger, pissy, pouty

so, youre not going to pick me up later so you can hang out with someone else?!!? >:(

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

nicotine stains

same as skidmarks

After a long day of cuttin the cheese my fruit of the looms got nicotine stains.

by Anonymous April 14, 2006