short

v. 1) to pay your buddy back less than you borrowed
2) sex with a dwarf
by Anonymous February 26, 2003
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bonecrusher

I go to my loaded tech 9 thats up in the trunk
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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kludgy

A golf hole designed to punish you no matter what choice you make from the tee box.
9th hole at Murphy Creek... cut the corner over the canyon, bunkers await. Hit in bunker and have to hit to a green that's protected by a another bunker in front of the shallow green, backed by a ravine.
by Anonymous May 08, 2003
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label

a label...a word given to someone based on who they are, what they like, or their appearance. someone who is in a punk band is a punk and therefore shouldn't even consider liking the girl that is more into sports. labeling is a way of making everyone fit into a group, but what it really does is leave everyone out.
by Anonymous August 10, 2003
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Melbourne

A city that exists in Florida, that no one gives a flying fuck about.
Melbourne has way too many palm trees.
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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Mexican Guacomole

Eating out a Tijuana prostitute while she is on her period.
by Anonymous June 11, 2006
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Scam

To get a chick to hang out on a pretense, or come over for a stupid reason, to slap skins.
a)having her come over and study, and then your housemates appear with bottles of liquor and a bunch of people right around you.
b)dropping off something at her spot, coming in to use the bathroom, asking for something to drink (beer), and going for the breasts
by Anonymous November 06, 2003
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