by Anonymous March 05, 2003
thinks she is better than everybody; super-egotistical and loves to look at herself in the mirror; fascinations with trolls, obsessed with trolls but they find her very annoying; a drunk; a member on flowgo that goes by her name Patrish; Pat for short. Lives in Pennsylvania with her 3 children or 4? with her hubby, but not extremely satisified. Makes you wonder why she has 3 children with him if she doesnt love him.
by anonymous April 25, 2004
by Anonymous February 15, 2003
by anonymous March 14, 2004
by Anonymous July 04, 2003
Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
by anonymous October 06, 2004