Anonymous's definitions

bonzai pussy

A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.

I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

lloyd banks

Interesting things came about.

-first Lloyd Banks is not 23 like his Record Label wants you to believe. he's 29.

-He shot 6 Videos for KingFlame Entertainment from August of 1995 to July 1996.

-He earned 25,000 dollars for those movies.

-The person who released those tapes is a individual from Far Rockaway Queens, who was a video editor with KingFlame Entertainment from 1993 to 1998.

-Interscope Records will try to bury this story like they did with the Eminem Racist Tapes, but expect the real street media to cover this.

-They said his career is in jeaopardy right now

Example - Lloyd Bank is a gay fag.

by anonymous January 6, 2005

konstantine

The most important influence in one's life. Like the "constant" in a mathmatical formula, it will always exist and always effect whatever it influences. Is often used to refer to someone who is extremely dear to another. Term was was firt coined by Andrew McMahon, lead singer of the band "Something Corporate" in the song "Konstantine"

"It's not hard to dream, you'll always be my Konstantine"

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

I'd hit it

if a girl is hot, OF COURSE YOU'D HIT IT. there is no need to say you'd hit it unless the person you say it to might not agree.

<fucktard> "Wow, she's stacked! I'd hit it!"
<lesser retard> "i can clearly see that she is stacked, so you really didn't need to say whether or not you'd hit it because it's so obvious that you would"
<fucktard> teh vernacular omg teh vernacular omg wtf bbq

by anonymous March 30, 2005

freethinker

A person whose only believe is science and not god. Some freethinkers believe that god has abandoned us for a long time ago.

God doesn't exist. The bible said nothing about dinosaurs and that the earth was flat.

by Anonymous January 3, 2005

dracolich

From Dungeons and Dragons, a role playing game developed by Wizards of the Coast. A dragon, most often one with the profession of a wizard or such magic user, that dies and is restored to life by magical means.

The dragon took great pains to become a dracolich after death.

by anonymous January 9, 2005

school

an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it

dude, why didnt they cancel school? its snowing!

school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, BAM! they have "problems" and need to see the "counselor"

by anonymous January 11, 2005