thraumatisation

A thermo-nuclear ass-whooping.

The USA left the poor people of Hiroshima thraumatised.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

kika challis

There is more than one Kika Challis in the world, even though the threei know all pretend to be unique and cite the bogus webite youarenotme.com as their proof. They never come to meet each other when I suggest.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Hartney Helmet

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

by Anonymous April 03, 2003

elves

A race of long lived or immortal beings known for their grace and beauty. They have a natural affinity for magic and nature and a propencity for shagging and 'nancying'. A little known fact is that elves who are born physically imperfect are sent to hidden mines deep in the earth where they work ceaselessly to keep their lovely brethren hip deep in the rarest of commodities- the natural sequin.

"I would love to help you build that shed but I must nancy!"

"He must be an elf..."

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

j lo

1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!

Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

100 Meter Dash

A very fast and furious masturbation session.

I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Canyon Founder

The person that finds a canyon.

Scott Hambrick is the founder of the Canyon

by Anonymous March 23, 2003