Kung fu style comprised of blindingly fast hand techniques e.g. punching and trapping, occasional kicks, and a remarkable 'anit-grappling' technique, used to neutralise grappling techniques.
by Anonymous November 03, 2003
Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
Fearsome Asian with a warty, throbbing cock. He is to be brutally feared. See also system of a down.
All your choad are belong to us!
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
An internet personality only adequately described as "the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex." Often is involved in a love triagle of mechanical sorts.
pyronus makes spooge unsatisfying.
by Anonymous November 01, 2003