lurker

Someone that, when you're trying to do something you don't want other people seeing, always seems to walk in and/or be hanging arround, preventing you from doing said thing.

Such people are often buzzkill and don't realise it.
Man, everytime my girlfriend and I try to make out, we keep getting a lurker.

Sorry dude, I can't click on that page; I have a lurker.
by Anonymous December 24, 2004
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American Dream

Any impossible get-rich-quick or love at first sight type gimmick that was used to exploit legions of immigrants and blind, hopeful dreamers once upon a time.

This dream is especially important in an individualistic, greedy society in which wealth equals true human value. To many, the American dream is to become rich or famous. To some, it is to be extremely happy.

Both will lead to ruin and leave the dreamers disillusioned.
F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby and Theodore Dreiser's An American Tragedy both discuss the downfalls of the American Dream.
by anonymous December 13, 2004
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Jimmy Page

A much overrated gutarist. Most famous for his days in Led Zeppelin when he dabbled in designer darkness as a follower of Alister Crowley, his ability to consume massive quantities of Jack Daniels, and being shackled to the toilet by the band's manager.

He did a lot of session work that no-one cares about except other session musicians and music snobs. Has done numerous side projects including a failed attempt at a film score, forming the short-lived band The Firm with Paul Rodgers of Bad Company fame, and the only decent thing he's ever done - working with David Coverdale (who makes a much better Robert Plant than the original) for the Coverdale/Page album and, sadly, a short-lived tour of Japan.

He made one solo album, Outrider, using a guest vocalist that no-one knows the name of and that no-one could care about. He managed to rope up former Zeppelin member Robert Plant to do guest vocals on one track which is the only reason the album sold at all - the rabid Robert Plant fangirls had to have it.

Supposedly had a bagful of his incomplete/unfinished/unpublished songs stolen and has since refused to do another solo (or indeed any other) project because of that. He occasionally works on remastering some of the Led Zeppelin back catalogue to keep up the spirits of the fanboys who pine over the yearly reunion rumors and to keep money rolling in.

Is still hung up over the loss of his Gibson "Black Beauty" Les Paul custom guitar which was "stolen" (meaning sold off to pay for drugs) in 1970.
"OMG, Jimmy Page is like the God of Guitars, man."

Sorry dude, Eric Clapton had that title long before Pagey did.
by Anonymous December 24, 2004
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nemeth

Nemeth can simply be defined in one word. "Moose!"
What is a Nemeth you ask? A Moose!
by Anonymous June 20, 2006
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egolub

Preferred username of Evan Golub - first known use 1992.
Just send him e-mail at his egolub address.
by anonymous April 15, 2004
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efficacy

1. The division of the product of a unit's hit points and damage by its attack period
2. The derivative of impact
A rifleman's efficacy turns out to be 7070.
by anonymous July 12, 2004
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ehmi

aka amy lu - female PIMP and HEARTBREAKER at our school.
leads guys of all kinds, whether she's attracted to them or not, and BREAKS THEIR HEARTS
by anonymous February 22, 2005
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