AnonYMous's definitions

NRJP

Rulers of all things and beings. Forever!

I bow to the NRJP.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

wing chun

Kung fu style comprised of blindingly fast hand techniques e.g. punching and trapping, occasional kicks, and a remarkable 'anit-grappling' technique, used to neutralise grappling techniques.

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

filth

Garbage.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

NOS

What ricers use as a last resort in a verbal argument even thought they clearly have no idea what they're talking about.

I gots me teh NOS!!!1!!1

What? You bought the company? OR did you buy shares?

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Fast and the Furious

A totally retarded movie about criminals and a cop who basically the entire movie is them racing fast cars and high-tailing it away from cops.

Fast and the Furious is booty ass donkey balls

by anonymous June 13, 2003

crap shot

A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.

Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.

Son: Why?

Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.

Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.

Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.

by Anonymous August 8, 2004

skids

skid row. Can be used to mean the "underground" scene of a city or any and all things that aren't shopping malls and picket fences.

"You grew up and moved on to suburban hell, but we're still playing in the skids."

by anonymous September 22, 2004