AnonYMous's definitions

absailing

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff

The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

ageism

Descrimination based on age, either old age or youth. It's always a bad thing.

Ex: NAMBLA and the AARP both oppose ageism.

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

teeny poon

illegal teenage jailbait poontang

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

THE JENSEN

likes girls with very big nipples

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

manipulator

See: politician

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

has-been

1) Boston Red Sox
2) anyone who has more experience that a never-was

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Podunk Pete and Midnight Cowboy Chris

awesome mofos

by Anonymous June 11, 2003