U$C

The proper spelling of 'USC', the University of Southern California, after a 2007 scandal involving over $280,000 in cash, rent and gifts were given to former player Reggie Bush and his family.

May also be used to refer to the rich, spoiled students that attend the school.
It was awesome when the UCLA Bruins beat U$C Trojans 13-9.
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Cupcake team

Refers to the crappy team many Division FBS (I-A) colleges use as a warm-up for their football season and to sell tickets to alumni. Teams that fill up on cupcake teams often get fat and lazy, resulting in a thorough ass-whooping come time for conference games.

Every now and then the cupcake wins, prompting a torrent of lulz on every NCAA internet forum. See Appalachian State vs. Michigan.
Vanderbilt is the SEC cupcake team.
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Bobby Bowden

Dictator for life at Florida State. While Bowden led Seminole football to a series of impressive seasons in the 1990s, the new century has proven to be too much for the old guy.

Bowden is currently competing with his fellow lich lord Joe Paterno to see who will retire (die) first.
The 2006 Orange Bowl between Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno was also known as the Geriatric Bowl.
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