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Definitions by AnonJudicator

Cupcake team 

Refers to the crappy team many Division FBS (I-A) colleges use as a warm-up for their football season and to sell tickets to alumni. Teams that fill up on cupcake teams often get fat and lazy, resulting in a thorough ass-whooping come time for conference games.

Every now and then the cupcake wins, prompting a torrent of lulz on every NCAA internet forum. See Appalachian State vs. Michigan.
Vanderbilt is the SEC cupcake team.
Cupcake team by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009
A Division I FBS athletic conference for college sports. Known for its obnoxious fan base, low scoring, unexciting style of play, disastrous trips to bowl games and generally playing second-fiddle to the SEC conference.
Person 1: Big Ten rocks!

Person 2: Yeah well then why in the past three years did they lose two football title games and one basketball title game to SEC teams?

Person 1: ...I don't know, you're right, Big Ten is overrated.
Big Ten by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009
The proper spelling of 'USC', the University of Southern California, after a 2007 scandal involving over $280,000 in cash, rent and gifts were given to former player Reggie Bush and his family.

May also be used to refer to the rich, spoiled students that attend the school.
It was awesome when the UCLA Bruins beat U$C Trojans 13-9.
U$C by AnonJudicator September 5, 2009