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Space Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while space docking.(getting a blow job while shitting into a vagina)

Alec, Adam and Kajsa all worked together to perform the Space Blumpkin

The Cedar rapids Mustangs are known for their Space Blumpkins

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When a person gets an awkward boner and tries to do the uptuck action and unknowingly uptucks too far. thus, the head is popping out of the waistband

Dude! did you see joe's joener?

hey nice joener.

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