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aphrodontiac

Opposite of aphrodisiac (something that makes you horny), aphrodontiac is something that makes you NOT want to have sex; usually something a partner has done to make one not want to have sex with said partner.
Wow, sleeping in your childhood bedroom is really an aphrodontiac.
Please go take a shower -- your b.o. is an aphrodontiac.
by AnneB "Stats" August 3, 2022
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Spornography

Sports footage that is overtly sexual, containing scantily clad, attractive, frequently sweaty bodies.
Yoga class on the Fitness Channel is the prime example of spornography, with very fit women wearing almost nothing while contorting into wild poses as the camera catches records images of their private parts. Most shots of Anna Kournikova are spornographic. Close-ups of rugby players' tushies are spornography for the ladies (and some gentlemen).
by AnneB "Stats" April 8, 2012
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Profanitype

To use symbols to denote socially unacceptable words in typed text. Ambersands, hashes, asterisks, tildes, question marks, dollar signs, slashes, carets, percent symbols, and exclamation points are all used in place of profane words to make profanitype. In the phrase, "Are you #$&@#*$#&ing kidding me," "#$&@#*$#&" is profanitype.

The act of using symbols in place of profanity is profanityping. The resulting text is profanitype (noun).
This sentences contains no profanity, but lots of profanitype: "What a *(#$&(#*# (*#$(*#&&$^@% $##$#$!!! I want to kick his #*$&#*$ing sorry #*$&#$&*!!!"

My stupid phone autocorrects all the bad words to profanitype.

Sometimes when I profanitype, it thinks the ampersand is an email address. I hate that.
by AnneB "Stats" June 18, 2013
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