5 definitions by Ann M Neesia
by Ann M Neesia July 22, 2019
Oh yes a fucking genius ... im hoping to soon submit my defination for "nincompoop" as a trail of small black marble sized poop from a hungover fedora wearing incell ,the morning after accidentally drinking the ruffie cocktail that was meant for his only "girl cousin"
As my hungover cousin was frantically making his way to the bathroom, I noticed a trail of his own Nincompoop... that would lead him back to his grandmothers SofaBed in the basement.
by Ann M Neesia October 26, 2019
Nincompoop is a trail of marble sized human feces created by fedora wearing incels that unintentionally consume toxic beverages brewed by said incel created specifically for rape of a fellow family member.
.Thanks to John Herman...The "Victim" was identified after forensic reports revealed the Nincompoop matched the DNA of the perpertrator."
by Ann M Neesia October 26, 2019
by Ann M Neesia July 19, 2019
Like the Tantric act of
Injaculation...when a man orgasms without blasting semen anywhere.. to retain his strength, Inflatulation is when you hold a fart inside so long that it goes back up while gaining momentum to wait for an even more innapropriate time to loudly blast its way out without any awareness to the Farter. Thus saving the Farters dignity..only temporarily till you are on a date or in church or a funeral ..anywhere that the sheer power and the noise accompanying the flatulence will be so disruptive and fowl smelling that there will be no question of who and where it came from. And not possible to blame it on a dog or scooting on a chair . Causing inflatulation anxiety
Injaculation...when a man orgasms without blasting semen anywhere.. to retain his strength, Inflatulation is when you hold a fart inside so long that it goes back up while gaining momentum to wait for an even more innapropriate time to loudly blast its way out without any awareness to the Farter. Thus saving the Farters dignity..only temporarily till you are on a date or in church or a funeral ..anywhere that the sheer power and the noise accompanying the flatulence will be so disruptive and fowl smelling that there will be no question of who and where it came from. And not possible to blame it on a dog or scooting on a chair . Causing inflatulation anxiety
My cousin is goung thru Inflatulation anxiety. After that fart he was holding in got sucked bsck up his ass...Now he's worried that its going to come back around later tonight at the funeral home while giving his Uncle's eulogy..inflatulation anxiety
by Ann M Neesia May 11, 2018