Definitions by Anita Nap

FKT 

Fart Knocking Tired

This week is a four day work week and I’m already FKT

FKT by Anita Nap December 28, 2023

gonorrhea 

Also known as “The Clap” because Eric Clapton gave it to RFK Jr.

I thought Eric Clapton’s nickname was “SlowHand”?
No. It’s “The Clap” because of gonorrhea.

gonorrhea by Anita Nap September 21, 2023

Beetlejuice 

Getting hand job while your date vapes at a musical theatre performance.

Hey, did you hear that he got Beetlejuiced and kicked out?

Beetlejuice by Anita Nap September 19, 2023

Talula 

Talulah was diagnosed with a deadly disease 7 years ago and was supposed to die with the USA only it was a misdiagnosis. It happens. She is not here to mate, hate, or date. She is also awkward and cannot wait to live.

WTF is Talula doing TODAY?

Talula by Anita Nap July 1, 2022