Anita Nap's definitions

Salty McTavish

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.

Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Captain America

Captain America not only has a beard, but also likes Godzilla and dinosaurs in general. Cheeky fellow. Not sure but I think he likes to flirt

Captain America, are you flirting with me?

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Rufus

Rufus is a friend to all, a stranger to none.
He has impeccable, refined, yet eclectic taste in music.

Always expect the unexpected and you will always be exceptionally surprised.

That Rufus guy is one cool dude!

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Talula

Talulah was diagnosed with a deadly disease 7 years ago and was supposed to die with the USA only it was a misdiagnosis. It happens. She is not here to mate, hate, or date. She is also awkward and cannot wait to live.

WTF is Talula doing TODAY?

by Anita Nap July 1, 2022