Definitions by Angry Salamander

Northwest Airlines 

Otherwords known as "Northworst Airlines". Not only do they cram you in between two fat people, but they manage to make you pay 3$ for a snack. Soon they will charge you for the recycled bacteria in the air you get on the plane.

Me: "What airline do we have?"
Fred: "Northwest Airlines..."
Me: "Shit!"

Northwest Airlines by Angry Salamander July 14, 2006

Hobo

Someone who goes to a sleep over with nothing but a sweatshirt to sleep in, in the morning they are often found curled into a ball anywhere from under the table to under the bed. There's two ways to get rid of a hobo, either drive him yourself to his place called "home" or attach a ham sandwich to a string and place it under a box.

Me: "Haha Ryan is such a hobo!"

Hobo by Angry Salamander July 12, 2006

Cola War

When Pepsi or Coca-Cola comes out with a drink that the other competitor doesn't have.

Pepsi - Coca-Cola
Diet Pepsi - Diet Coke
Pepsi Vanilla - Vanilla Coke
Wild Cherry Pepsi - Cherry Coke
Pepsi Lime - Coke with Lime
Pepsi One - Coca-Cola Zero

There is no substitute for Coke, so there should not be another Cola War.

Cola War by Angry Salamander July 6, 2006

blocked 

What happens when you violently anger/scare/annoy someone over IM.

Person 1: "I love you..."
Person 2: "I *heart* you too."
Person 3: "Ok you guys are so blocked..."

blocked by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005

negative distance 

When "something" goes in the opposite direction, it has negative distance.

Ryan has negative distance.

negative distance by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005

Negative Distance 

When something goes in the opposite direction it is intended to; use your imagination.

Ryan is negative distance.

Negative Distance by Angry Salamander December 23, 2005

score whore 

Someone who constantly goes to the "winning" team never ever wanting to be on the losing team, better improving his or her score.

Score Whore: "Since the Counter-Terroist team is stacked I'm going to go and leave the Terroist team to die."

score whore by Angry Salamander November 5, 2005