off your nips

To be drunk beyond comprehension
Are you getting off your nips tonight?

Martin was so off his nips he pissed the bed last night.
by Angry Adele October 31, 2017
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5 v 1

5 v 1 is a game derived in Texas which is also shorthand for masturbation.
“What are you up to tonight? Game of 5 v 1?”
by Angry Adele October 25, 2018
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