cutapillared

Cutapillared: to accidentally cut an internet or telephone cable while digging for construction or other reasons.

A play on the term "Caterpillar" an American brand of heavy construction equipment including various forms of backhoe, which have been known to accidentally cut underground telecommunications cables.
My internet has been out all day since the fiberoptic cable was cutapillared by the construction crew next door.
by Andy Somers April 20, 2022
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White Pass

Refers to racial inequality and white privilege, particularly in America. It directly relates to small barriers being removed or doors opened simply on the basis of race/culture. An example might be a white person accidentally runs a traffic light, and the officer gives the driver a warning, whereas if a black person accidentally ran that same light that same officer would more likely write a ticket.
"Despite dropping out of college and a spotty work record, Bob got the job with his White Pass."
by Andy Somers April 06, 2020
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histerical

1) A deliberate misspelling of "historical" and "hysterical" to create a portmanteau, which means literally "very funny history" or "funny today, though it was serious at the time."

2) An extension of this meaning is to derisively imply that something today is garbage, of little importance, or no value — but might have "histerical value" in the future.
1) "The TV Show Dragnet is a histerical example of 1960s attitudes."

2) "I am keeping these videos of Trump speaking for their histerical value."
by Andy Somers February 11, 2020
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