Klinsmann Dive

An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. Inventing the Klinsmann Celebration/Dive.
"It's muddy as hell out on the pitch. If I score I'm doing a Klinsmann Dive"

"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*
by Andy Of Andy Hall October 12, 2005
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Numbies

A nickname for Embassy No.1, a popular cigarette brand, particularly in the North of England.
"I'll have a pack of 20 numbies cheers mate".
by Andy Of Andy Hall July 24, 2005
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