Definitions by Andy Burton

pissard 

Combination of two words pissed and hard. Can be misheard as pisshead but holds an entirely different meaning. Meaning to get pissed (become intoxicated by consumption of alcohol) and acting hard (starting fights and generally being a twat).

Pissard is usually achieved by drinking copious amounts of vodka which will induce violent behaviour or generally being a chav who drinks cider will suffice.

1. "Hey fancy getting pissard this weekend and fighting some people?"

2. "I'm so pissard now I could beat my mother"

3. "He only smacked you cos he was pissard mate."

pissard by Andy Burton December 27, 2008

Phantom Toke 

Means to take a toke of a fag, spliff or any other smokable item without said item being lit.

I just had a phantom toke on that joint and it tastes gorgeous. Let's light this mother and get baked.

Phantom Toke by Andy Burton December 16, 2008

FFOTD 

First Fag of the Day - Usually ends in a massive headrush and feeling nice and nicotine dosed up! The longer it is left before having the first fag the more noticeable the effects are of headrush.

1. Woah got pretty bad headrush, oh yarr just had my FFOTD.

FFOTD by Andy Burton June 11, 2007

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Kenny from southpark.

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