shlang

Russian for Hose or Hosepipe

Ivan: "Ahh Niet, Dat guy has a bigger shlang than us!"
Random Russian dude 2: "Da, he likes to spray his lawn well!"

by Andrew Wilkinson June 14, 2007

schnob

a person with a small penis, usually going by the name of Duncan (see duncan in search)

Scott: Hey guys did you see that Duncan over there, boy he's got a awesome Schnob!

by Andrew Wilkinson September 19, 2007