Andrew Warwick's definitions

split

a woman/lady/girl/female/bird

that's split's got nice tits

by Andrew Warwick February 11, 2004

deelastification

when a womens body gets older and and starts to droop and sag.

LYDIA says:
men get sexier as they get older though
LYDIA says:
women just sag
Warwick says:
yeah thats true
Warwick says:
sort of
LYDIA says:
yes i am not looking forward to all that 'deelastification'
LYDIA says:
hummm i may try and sell Mr Collins that word

by Andrew Warwick August 12, 2006

deelastification

when a womens body gets older and and starts to droop and sag.

LYDIA says:
men get sexier as they get older though
LYDIA says:
women just sag
Warwick says:
yeah thats true
Warwick says:
sort of
LYDIA says:
yes i am not looking forward to all that 'deelastification'
LYDIA says:
hummm i may try and sell Mr Collins that word

by Andrew Warwick September 12, 2008

split trip

to go on holiday with your missus/bird/girlfriend as opposed to your mates.

you going on holiday with the lads? no, the missus!

aah! split trip!

by Andrew Warwick February 11, 2004