Definitions by Andrew Warwick

deelastification 

when a womens body gets older and and starts to droop and sag.

LYDIA says:
men get sexier as they get older though
LYDIA says:
women just sag
Warwick says:
yeah thats true
Warwick says:
sort of
LYDIA says:
yes i am not looking forward to all that 'deelastification'
LYDIA says:
hummm i may try and sell Mr Collins that word

deelastification by Andrew Warwick September 12, 2008

deelastification 

when a womens body gets older and and starts to droop and sag.

LYDIA says:
men get sexier as they get older though
LYDIA says:
women just sag
Warwick says:
yeah thats true
Warwick says:
sort of
LYDIA says:
yes i am not looking forward to all that 'deelastification'
LYDIA says:
hummm i may try and sell Mr Collins that word

deelastification by Andrew Warwick August 12, 2006

split trip 

to go on holiday with your missus/bird/girlfriend as opposed to your mates.

you going on holiday with the lads? no, the missus!

aah! split trip!

split trip by Andrew Warwick February 11, 2004

split 

a woman/lady/girl/female/bird

that's split's got nice tits

split by Andrew Warwick February 11, 2004