Definitions by Andrew Swane

Going West 

Used to describe the feeling when you're absolutely out of your face on some substance or other. Generally the point in the night where things stop making sense. This feeling can be applied all the time when at a music festival.

"Mate, my head's going west... Where are you? Opposite the moon you say? Oh sound, I'll try and find you."

Also can be used as "My head's gone west.. I need to go home - now.."

Going West by Andrew Swane May 31, 2007

Steamer 

A filthy pervert with a thatch roof for hair and brittle legs. And it's always his round at the pub.

"Where's Steamer? It's his f**kin' round again.."

Steamer by Andrew Swane May 23, 2007