Definitions by Andrew J. Cook
Ogleys
Dark, wrap-around sun glasses useful for allowing a man (or appreciative woman) to ogle hot chicks in the vicinity, without having to overtly turn one's face in the direction of the hot chick.
Thank goodness I remembered my Ogleys. There are a lot of hot chicks around here, and I don't want to get caught ogling.
Ogleys by Andrew J. Cook September 18, 2010
mammarage
Chuck and I were at the football game, and he was right when he pointed out that there was a lot of mammarage in our section of the stadium
mammarage by Andrew J. Cook September 18, 2010
mammary mitt
A man's (or appreciative woman's) hand, with a tendency to want to reach out fondle an attractive female breast
mammary mitt by Andrew J. Cook September 18, 2010
mammary memory
A man's ability to remember any bare breast that he has ever seen, with a high level of detail, even many years after the last sighting of the remembered breast.
At the age of 52, Bill was thankful that his mammary memory allowed him to continue enjoying the sight of his college girlfriend's bare breasts, even though they had broken up before graduating from college.
mammary memory by Andrew J. Cook October 24, 2009