4 definitions by Andrew Hoch

Lesbian Stick

A lesbian stick is another form of a dildo. Although most dildos range from two to twenty inches long, a lesbian stick is specifically dimensioned at 12 feet wide and 8 miles long. Derived from the Windows narrator's "It'll fit." sequence. First put together by Dr. Joeseph Dibbles and first successful use by Peri Sossomon. Although the penetration didn't kill her, it left her mind scarred.

"Stick the lesbian stick in me!" "It's too big!" "It'll fit."

by Andrew Hoch December 12, 2005

Lesbian Stick

The other name for a dildoe that a lesbian tends to use for pleasure.

C'mon I want to stick that lesbian stick in me.

by Andrew Hoch November 13, 2003

Doots

A small portion of fecal matter shaped into a small sphere about the size of a pebble. Usually produced by Rabits, or rodents of equal size and/or animals with the capability of producing such an object.

Damn Jim, your rabbit's cage is filled to the bring with doots, you should clean it.

by Andrew Hoch May 3, 2005

Pornoglyphic

An elaborate design drawn on the walls of the Phallic Hut of the Labians. These pictures usual represent their sexual life, and a crucially important moment within their whole sex life. These designs are studied by three scientists that go by the names, Frank, Bob, and "Black Lightning".

Intriguing, this pornoglyphic depicts four midgets mounting a fat woman on the back of a three-legged horse. The one who drew this was more than a leader.

by Andrew Hoch May 3, 2005