Andrew Fletcher's definitions

zeard

(zit+beard) a profusion of zits that has taken residence on a man's chin, cheeks, neck, and the area above the upper lip. A beard of zits.

Damn, that poor guy has a serious zeard. How does he shave?

by Andrew Fletcher August 9, 2006

sausage

An extremely tight fitting t-shirt that leaves the wearer with the feeling of being encased in a sausage skin. Sometimes known as "painted on" in some circles.

I like a nice fitted t-shirt, but I can't stand a sausage.

by Andrew Fletcher August 9, 2006