Andrew Briggs's definitions

silent but deadly

A subtle release of nasty botty gas.

I just did a SBD!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

arse cruncher

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.

god that was an arse cruncher

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

kittens' noses

Female nipples.

Look at those kittens' noses.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

turkish delight

When you're eating a woman's pussy and she anal farts in your face or mouth.

I was eating her out when she gave me a Turkish.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Chocolate iceberg

See Poo.

He did a chocolate iceberg.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

twister

to break someones neck.

let's play twister

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

squealer

A high pitched fart.

Oh my god, did you hear that squealer??!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004