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Definitions by Andrew Briggs

Chocolate iceberg 

He did a chocolate iceberg.
Chocolate iceberg by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

lonesome fart 

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.
He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.
lonesome fart by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

painkiller 

He needs a painkiller.
painkiller by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

balloon fart 

you know when you blow up a balloon and then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long squealing shriek? Some people can do this with their butt!!
bruce did the biggest balloon fart i ever seen!
balloon fart by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

arse cruncher 

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.
god that was an arse cruncher
arse cruncher by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

air buffet

Like an air biscuit, but hangs around a long time and may be revisited many times.
biscuit? that was a fucking BUFFET!
air buffet by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

MACHINE GUN 

rapid succession of ballistic farts. see also shooting bunnies.
MACHINE GUN by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004