AndREW's definitions

infantspokes

a colony of infant subhumans residing in the Ural mountains in Asia. They prey on unsuspecting mountain goats who happen to wander away from their heards.

Ivan: what the hell is that?
infantspokes: rahh rahh
goat: baaa baaa baaa
infantspokes:(several babies drag the dead goat away)

by andrew June 9, 2003

picaco

hudsons small mexican cock that he uses to cum fiesta on boys

Hudson just pulled his picaco out and cum fiestaed on spencer

by Andrew February 28, 2004

clitstrobe

upward and downward motion of touching the clitorus with the big toe of your left foot

she got so wet while being clitstrobed by aunt sally

by Andrew February 28, 2004

Whee

1. n. A high pitched sound that can make almost anyones day.

Hey You, Guess what?
What?
WHEE!!!
You made my day.

by Andrew February 10, 2005

Straight Edge

similar to emo in that it was invented by Ian Mackaye but got out of hand and now totally sucks.

Also completley misunderstood, nearly from Day 1.

1)Edge kids blieve in "rules" of no smoking, drinking, drugs or casual sex, with variations of veganism pro-life, etc.

2) Some of these variations are ridiculous and fascist.

But edge wasn't supposed to be rules, it was just supposed to be what you thought was right, and what was good for your health (ahem, getting in fights with smokers may not be too healthy).

1) Edge: STAY TRUE!
Normal Kid: Are you always this uptight?

2) Guy in the mall: (lights up)
Hardline Kid: (beats the shit out of the smoker)

by Andrew August 18, 2004

koolness

comes from the word cool meaning awesome.

Wow andrew is koolness

by andrew May 11, 2004

monty

a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.

is that monty by the fruit machine?
no i thought he's in czechoslovakia

by Andrew October 22, 2006