by Andrew December 14, 2003
1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.
2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.
Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.
2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.
Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.
As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"
by Andrew June 10, 2004
The art of being trained in CISCO. One is ciscotastic by becoming a CCNA or has endured at least one year of Cisco Hell. When one is ciscotastic, one has the right to deem other objects ciscotastic.
by Andrew October 11, 2004
by andrew May 13, 2005
To ejaculate on the face of the blowjober and throw sand on the deposit. The sand therefore sticking to the face and hence looking like a prawn cutlet. (Perfomed at the beach)
by Andrew May 18, 2004
a gathering with an overabundance of females in attendance.
Much like "sausage fest" to refer to a party with too many males.
Much like "sausage fest" to refer to a party with too many males.
by Andrew July 01, 2004